RING! RING! (my cell phone plays the Game of Thrones song when it rings – very regal!)
Me: Hello (I am puzzled b/c the # is not one I know and I never get calls on my cell...ever.)
Man: Hi...you are at work? Busy doing ______ (<-I forget what he said)
Me: Yeah... (pause b/c I have no idea who this person is as he chatters on) Who are you trying to call?
Man: Oh...the 'hot wet Egyptian goddess'... (he says this like I will know who he is for sure now)
Me: Uhhh...I have NO idea who you are talking about...I think you have dialed the wrong number.
Man: Oh...::stammer:: sorry.