starfucks

i dont drink coffee - never have
i drink tea.
and i resent paying 2 bucks for a 5 cent cup of tea at a place like starfucks.
what i do like though is their OAT BARS...omfg it is oatty orgasmic goodness.
too bad its at starfucks...although ive had an equally good oat bar from another coffee shop in town...

i like thinking how vanoc folk and certain organizers and govt peeps are paranoid about the opening ceremonies being a flop or something WEIRD happening while the world watches...i like it when ppl i think are fraudsters sefl serving shits are paranoid and possibly stressed out...but as we have already determined im a bad person.

i watched curling on tv the opther day and was rather enthralled...all it is is giant shuffle board except its not my drunk granny playing it on ice.

i was trying to think of who i would wanna sleep with in my fantasy dreamland....graeme is hot and bothered for kate bush (i dunno what she looks like now though)...and that stupid emilie autumn tart...so i was thinking out of all my pretend husbandswho would i actually wanna sleep with....

not matt good b/c he has reached musical god status 4 me above and beyond anything else...plus ive spent years avoiding meeting him for good reason - to preserve my focus soully on the music...and avoid the nightmare of having a human experience with mr good where he is possibly not chatty or sick or cranky...my worst nightmare would be to walk away from interviewing him or at a meet n greet and thinking "what a fucker"...(that and i could possibly wet myself)...ohhh no i know he is human...and while i am an epic fan i dont trust myself to be able to separate my potential hurt feelings from the music and NOTHING I MEAN NOTHING will ruin his music for me NOT EVEN HIM haha i have also made a conscious choice to NEVER associate any other human to his music...u know u get a song and it reminds you of boyfriend # 83458374 and then when that goes sideways the song is forever marred and ruined for u...NO WAY...no one owns the mg songs in my head BUT ME!

henry rollins....well i wouldnt sleep with him unless he loved me and then went on to write about me in books about how i saved his broken blackened heart from a life of lonely one-ness...how i turned him from a broken lonely man to a man alive with love in his heart...he has so much to give after all...so seeing as thats unlikely to happen i guess hes off the list too....

maynard james keenan....well we all know that would be a one time thing dont we....? ok ill leave him on the list so long as he has good hair at the time and doesnt try to anally rape me.

i do like hugh jackman but he cant be on my list b/c hes a good man with a family and kids and isnt a hollywood dirt bag....

johnny depp...he is too beautiful to fuck. the end.

so...great ---- i dont really have anyone in fantasy fuckland anymore....RUDE.
graeme cant have someone if i dont have someone!

SUGGESTIONS PLEASE! & who are your fantasy fuckland wishes??