Monday Sucky Monday

I admit I do root for Canada in whatever sporting event may be going on even though I am not a sports fan in the slightest...Olympics or otherwise...for some reason I love it when Canada kicks the USA’s ass in events. Likely b/c they tend to think we are lame so it’s my way to give em the ol’ EFF YOU gesture without risking being shot.

Watching TRUE ROMANCE last night was totally funny to me...it has been so long since i have seen it that it was like watching a new movie. Gary Oldman’s character is friggin FUNNY, I am sure that was lost on me when it 1st came out...him being a drug lord pimp but acting all gangsta and black when he is a skinny white boy was HILARIOUS. Brad Pitt’s stoner character is amusing as well...he nailed that portrayal without a doubt. And no one takes a fake Hollywood beating better than Patricia Arquette by Tony Soprano to boot...still love that movie. The scene with the cocaine in the car as the cops pull the guy over....omfg...pee!

I am experiencing an upset stomach today so I am being delicate with myself (haha that sounds so sexual and weird)...tea...ginger ale...oat bar goodness.

My kid was an epic a-hole last night...she’s planning a trip to Vancouver on the weekend and wanted $...I have none to give her and am not lending her $ from my savings acct b/c she is getting no shifts at work (if she is gunna treat me like a bank then I will act like one is my theory)...that conversation promptly ended with me getting told I was the shittiest mother alive...which was half assed amusing considering I spent the day cooking to ensure she had food all week and made her a special little baked pasta dish for dinner and just paid for her to get pictures reprinted b/c the fucking cat dumped water all over the ones she just had done...yeah shitty is the word alright. Asshole child. It is quite disturbing that I have spent the best portion of my life giving that fucking kid my time, energy, attention and love and now have the joy of watching her turn stupid as a bag of hair and be a complete and utter prick 99% of the time. Thankless job I tell ya.....thankless. And no matter how poorly she speaks to me or how much we argue and debate her shitty behaviour I would still slit the throat of anyone who tried to hurt her & defend her to the death. I am fairly certain she would not piss on me if I was on fire. I keep telling Graeme “this is NOT how she was raised I swear” but I am not sure he believes me.

Operation Valentine is complete...boy was gleeful and entertained by my embarrassing display of affection via giant pink heart cards and oh-so-artistic collage art decorations...the peanut butter cup treats helped too.

The rioting folk in Vancouver over the weekend: you know I am unsure as to how this helps the cause but I like it regardless of its stupidity b/c it is action of some sort – ACTION...to me this makes more sense than it does when a bunch of drunk temper tantrum-ing hockey or guns n roses fans start wrecking shit in downtown Vancouver...their only cause is testosterone and that is not a valid cause to me. I have always had a soft spot for extreme behaviour when “cause” is involved even if it is mental (example being the IRA). I guess terrorism could be included in that...I think its retarded as shit to kill yourself and others for any religion but u gotta admire the severe brainwashing tactics of the weak minded by the puppet masters...the pure determination...its mental and crazy as shit.

911 was fucked...but I couldn’t help but think about how the organizers of that shit show must have sat back while watching feeling pretty damn pleased with themselves...can u imagine...? Terrorist Survivor Night really...buncha terrorists sitting around a tv like we do when its Survivor night...they are watching ppl die, explosions, fear...cheering at their grand success...how fucking messed is that...?

David Suzuki: okay I need to stir up some conversation please...I have always liked David Suzuki quite a bit but was recently talking with my friend Buffy – she always LOVED him as well but mentioned he completely sold out over global warming and he has no credibility with her anymore...I am unaware of this turn of events, something about him aligning with corporations...making them $ while global warming is a natural cycle the earth goes through naturally...anyone have insight on this debate before I look into it myself? It makes me sad to think Suzuki is a sell out...I can’t fathom it honestly...which is why it was so mindboggling....do some reading with me plz...im thinking this is just a right wing - left wing thing.

http://www.quebecoislibre.org/001014-11.htm

http://www.straight.com/article-205287/david-suzuki-forests-are-another-piece-global-warming-puzzle

http://thetyee.ca/Views/2009/06/09/DavidSuzuki/

http://beatsentropy.com/2007/05/02/defending-david-suzuki-%E2%80%93-or-dan-gardner-of-the-ottawa-citizen-is-an-asshat/

http://noapologies.ca/?p=5833

http://stevejanke.com/archives/285477.php

http://www.iloveco2.org/2010/02/david-suzuki-tries-to-hijack-olympics.html