Cherished Misery, Inc.: The Big Book of Filth

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

The Big Book of Filth

I got this for xmas from friends... 6500 sex slang words and phrases: Female Pubic Hair bikini burger (90's) Davy Crockett's Hat (90's) gorilla salad (60's) pubickers (irish 90's) The Labia bum bacon ( 90's) meat curtains (90's) steak drapes (90's) Anal Sex go up the old dirt road (1910+) its quite entertaining... sitting on the toilet reading... today was a dog humping day...I had ADD, started 5 tasks, finished ONE...ugh tomorrow is Costco with shawn...then im going to see a movie after dinner...GAY COWBOYS...woooooooooohooooooooo cant wait...I bet ill cry

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My Beloved Henry Rollins

"Somewhere someone is thinking of you. Someone is calling you an angel. This person is using celestial colors to paint your image. Someone is making you into a vision so beautiful that it can only live in the mind. Someone is thinking of the way your breath escapes your lips when you are touched. How your eyes close and your jaw tightens with concentration as you give pleasure a home. These thoughts are saving a life somewhere right now. In some airless apartment on a dark, urine stained, whore lined street, someone is calling out to you silently and you are answering without even being there. So crystalline. So pure. Such life saving power when you smile. You will never know how you have cauterized my wounds. So sad that we will never touch. How it hurts me to know that I will never be able to give you everything I have."