Horses cannot vomit.
Rabbits cannot vomit.
The Sanskrit word for "war" means "desire for more cows."
Emus cannot walk backwards.
Des Moines has the highest per capita Jello consumption in the U.S
Camel's milk does not curdle.
"Mr. Mojo Risin" is an anagram for Jim Morrison.
The ball on top of a flagpole is called the truck.
All porcupines float in water.
A flea expert is a pullicologist.
If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times, but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.
Only three angels are mentioned by name in the Bible: Gabriel, Michael, and Lucifer.
John Larroquette of "Night Court" and "The John Larroquette Show" was the narrator of "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre."
A peanut is not a nut; it is a legume.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
"Bookkeeper" and "bookkeeping" are the only words in the English language with three consecutive double letters.
Paul McCartney's mother was a midwife.
ABBA got their name by taking the first letter from each of their first names (Agnetha, Bjorn, Benny, Anni-frid.)
Kitsap County, Washington, was originally called Slaughter County, and the first hotel there was called the Slaughter House.
Seattle, Washington, like Rome, was built on seven hills.
The letters KGB stand for Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti.
The female ferret is referred to as a "jill".
A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't.
Crickets hear through their knees.
Turnips turn green when sunburnt.
Dartboards are made out of horsehairs.
Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
'Crack' gets it name because it crackles when you smoke it.
Opossums have forked penises.
A person from Glasgow, is called a Glaswegian.
Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy.
Jet lag was once called boat lag, back before jets existed.
A group of frogs is called an army.
A group of rhinos is called a crash.
A group of kangaroos is called a mob.
A group of whales is called a pod.
A group of geese is called a gaggle.
A group of ravens is called a murder.
A group of officers is called a mess.
A group of larks is called an exaltation.
A group of owls is called a parliament.
Sylvia Plath was a famous poet who killed herself at age 31 by sticking her head in an oven.
Sylvia Plath's husband, Ted Hughes, was married three times, and two of the women he married committed suicide.
Jesus Christ died at age 33.
Starfish don't have brains.
Shrimps' hearts are in their heads.
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