I, JENNIFER JAY C_____, WILL NOW EAT MOTHERFUCKING OATMEAL FOR BREAKFAST UNTIL THE DAY I DIE IN ORDER TO ENSURE THE LOWEST POSSIBLE CHOLESTEROL CLOGGING MY ATERIES AND TO AVOID EATING BREAD/CRAP AND FEEL SATISFIED TIL ABOUT NOON...I AM NOT GIVING UP THE YELLOW SUGAR I PUT ON IT OR I WILL VOMIT EACH AND EVERY DAY UNTIL I DIE AND TAKE PICTURES OF IT AND POST THEM TO SHARE THE MISERY.
my step dad Don used to feed the horses this stuff that looked like oatmeal...oats and grains and molasses, then pour boiling water on it...i always wanted to eat it it smelled so good....
I will pretend im a fucking horse....
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