she who weeps

ok its a good thing I have the weekend off cuz im broken and need 2 days to friggin rest.

i am not going to tell u how much i hate my job tonight bc its fucking redundent.

i came home with a huge boner to boil some eggs and have eggs and toast and theres no fucking eggs so im horrendously bitter.

nothing else even seems worth the bother.

ayla called me today crying bc she ripped a chunk of her eyelashes off with a n eyelash curler...

i near shit my pants...

hahahaha

she luckily has A LOT of eyelashes to spare and its not even noticeable but it cracks me up anyhow...its like when she calls me at work crying that there is a spider in her room, hysterical...

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?? hahaha

oooooo on saltspring did i tell you what I found??

copies of these 4 books ive been looking 4:

the bell jar - sylvia plath

ariel - sylvia plath

cats cradle - kurt vonnegut

mother night - kurt vonnegut

you NEVER find those in used book stores so i sported quite the boner over that find.

GUY, its Mother Night you told me to read next right??

THE VEAL CUTLET STORY:

for those of u who dont know this one...when aunty pam was hear last time we went out for dinner one night and we were both hungry...i made a point of stating i didnt want pub food so we went to alzu's (where the midgets always are...ok i think its the same midget but whatever) - i made a crack about the calf liver on the menu...BARF and we ordered and i TRIED to order a club house and pam announced that it was PUB food and since i dragged her to the midget place rather than a pub i wasnt allowed to have a club house...haha so i ordered what she was having...veal cutlets.

I havetn had veal since i was a kid im sure...my mom eats it a lot but once i knew veal was a baby cow it kinda grossed me out...pam did mention that bc we were having the same thing it would suck if it wasnt any good...

so the food comes and i start eating it and im thinking *ewww* so i ask pam if its supposed to taste like that....she tried some and said NO...she suspected it was fucking LIVER, not veal!

I was instantly GROSSED OUT bc i hate liver and that explains exactly why the taste was OFF to me...the owner came over and questioned us about dinner and pam told him she thought it was liver...bc it tasted like crap...she even told him to taste it if he didnt believe her hahaha

he went roaring into the kitchen, yelling about a lady who says her veal tastes like liver (so loud the whole place could hear haha) - then it goes all quiet and he comes out...looking shamed and says it was LIVER and the cook accidently grabbed the wrong cutlets from the freezer....ODDLY enough...he couldnt make us veal bc THERE WAS NONE!!!!! hmmmmm seems like a scam hey!

charge 15 bucks for a hunk of organ that is worth about 1.00

The owner gave us dessert and the drinks we ordered on the house and asked us not to tell anyone what happened. ha ha ha

I am pretty sure pam and i near pissed ourselves laughing about this...that place is so weird...i cant help but keep going back...