Monday, August 23, 2010

Bitch, you better move over.

Mmm fake sugary coffee (Instant International Coffee al a French Vanilla). I am not a coffee lover by nature but the other day I was in a shop and ordered something that had the most disgusting foam on top – and so much of it – that I was totally grossed out. I never thought I could be grossed out by coffee foam, but there I was.

It is Monday...it is also RICK SPRINGFIELD’s 61st birthday...61!!! That means he was 32 when I wanted to marry him in 1981. Ewwww. He was older than my mom for gawd’s sake! I was completely brainwashed by the media thinking he was not in his 30’s!!! Anyway I still lurve him...but man...he could be my DAD!!!

There is a lady that comes here regularly for other business in the office who has the highest, most fakest sweet voice I have ever heard...it makes me want to punch her...everyone else naturally thinks she’s so nice and sweet but I don’t buy it...she is likely a cruel dominatrix in her spare time....her cane she walks with is likely a prop for her creepy sub and dom nights...

Weekend was GOOD. Started off with a KILLER show at Lucky Bar with The Stockers/The Zip Guns and the AWESOME Start With the Cobra...omfg it was great...got some great pics too...went so late...didn’t get to bed til nearly 330 am and that is far too late for this old fart b/c I felt hung over as shit the next day and was not even drunk the night b4. Saturday Donna and I went and saw SWITCH...we quite liked it...being Jason Bateman fans and all. I ignored the fact Jennifer Aniston was in. Then Graeme and I met downtown, hit a thrift store and wandered home...Sunday was my crazy cleaning/laundry day after a early morning walk with Donna (that was weird!) – after that G and I went walking and I innocently ended up at a clothing store and I hated the capris I was wearing so bad I bought these weird black and white checkered capris that I wore home...they are loud pants...which is funny b/c I usually wear clothes that are NOT flashy or stand out ish at all...but I love these pants...what will happen is I will get a look at my reflection in a store window wearing them one day and be HORRIFIED and burn them when I get home LOL We wandered home and saw some weird spaghetti...on the side of a parking lot beside a hedge someone left a pot, a few bags of pasta all ripped open (spaghetti and rigatoni) and a container of spaghetti sauce....all that was missing was a fire and some water and a dinner could have been made...it was weird. I will post a picture.

I ate a frozen pizza for dinner and then promptly lapsed into a coma on the couch all night...waking up CRANKKKKYYY (Poor G) @ 8 pm...went to bed at 10...

At the show on Friday night this stupid girl...omfg...this is the shit that would start fights about 20 yrs ago...I think it is faily well known that I do not care for ppl being in my personal space...I understand that at certain venues at shows its cramped and ppl gotta come near me and shit...I don’t like it but whatever – I often don’t get my way in life...anyhow this stupid idiot girl....is all of the sudden RIGHT BESIDE ME...it’s like she was trying to crawl in my gawd damn pocket she was so close...which I could understand IF there was not a 3-4 foot empty space all around me!!!! It was getting too much for any human to bare...I had to say something...and when I did she had that “look” on her face...that “you are a fucking asshole” look...in which I responded with my own “look” that can only be described as the “get the fuck away from me look of I am gunna punch you in the face”... All I did was point to the GIANT OPEN AREA next to me and say there is a lot of room right there and you need to move over into it. Donna of course has been laughing it up watching this chick rub on me for 5 mins and for a moment I thought I was getting set up and it was a joke but NOPE...she fluttered off and gave me fuck u looks all night which I enjoyed.
This is the yummy soup I made the other day...stolen from the menu of Takezushi Sushi Bar where I used to work...MmmMmMmMmmmmmmmmMmMMmmm

4 comments:

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Wish I had been there to see you direct that close-stander! Awesome!

Guy L. Monty said...

Did she have a nice ass?

~Jen~ said...

ass = no

Guy L. Monty said...

Oh, I completely understand then.