Pardon me...while I burst into flames....

Brandon Boyd did not take his shirt off at all.

This shirt made me laugh

Don't u hate it when you're at a concert and you LOSE your tampon???

Donna the Beer Drinkin' Mosher

They didn't play PARDON ME...

At the end of the show I stood there for 10 mins in denial.

They never came back on to play it for me. RUDE.

Incubus sounded great...was a good show but gawd fucking dammit as if they didnt play PARDON ME. That made my boner soft.

Mmmmmmmm quail eggs are yummy.

Death Count: 0

I didnt die....in fact my 1st day back was fine....aside from my manly voice and a bit of backlog checking DCR's...im not complaining at all....Donna did well for such a newbie, its too bad she was ready to light herself on fire at the end of it all hahahaha YAY DONNA! I will buy her a treat!

Sadly we have some bigwig "VISITORS" coming Tuesday so we have to get everything tickityboo 4 that, which I detest...im not much for impressing ppl...especially with fakery...I can assure u the place is never as TIDY and clean as when big wigs visit...I resent the requirement. Why cant they show up and just see it like it REALLY is....being usually fucking chaos b/c that is our business after all haha Fuckers.

Aunty Pam, you forgot your shoes again. I will send them back with JerriAnn in May OR will mail them, you decide...if they are your favorite shoes ill gladly mail em since u got stuck mailing my ring and Aylas phone charger back. ha!

Due to an injury to guitar player Mike Einziger's hand, Incubus has been forced to postpone their tour.
The show originally scheduled for May 14th at Save-On-Foods Memorial Centre has been postponed to Monday, August 20th.
Tickets purchased for May 14th will be honored at the door.
Refunds are available at point of purchase until May 31st.

Fuck! I hate summer. It's hot n sweaty. Grrrrrrr

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ERICA O. for APRIL 15!!

whoaaaaa

ok the topic of the day for me is SIAMESE TWINS....

<------ I was watching the Iranian Siamese Twins doc. the other night and it was quite interesting (joined at the head with 2 sep. bodies)....then today im on the fone with cousin Kelly and WHOA!! a different kinda conjoinedness! One body, 2 heads!

Now this got me thinking....

2 brains/heads...one body...they have their own heart...their own rib cage...their own set of lungs...

but they are like one body, 2 heads....they drive...now WHICH ONE IS WATCHING THE ROAD....? Do they both have control of each arm bc while they were doing math the one on the left was writing with the left hand and vice versa...but can the one on the RIGHT use the LEFT hand?? If Lefty wants the right hand to pick Righty's nose can Righty STOP IT/control the arm?? Im just gunna think about this shit all damn night!!!!!

Aunty Pam is off to Vegas the same week Matt Good is...I wonder if they are likely to meet up at the beer gardens?

AUNTY PAM ~ POSTCARDS PLEASE!?!?!?!?! xoxoxox

Ok wanna hear about my trauma today?

I put 100.00 on my mastercard lastnight so i could get tickets for Incubus this morning, cuz i scored that pre-sale code so i got to buy mine 2 days earlier than they go on sale...

So I wait around all morning...it gets to be 10 am...so im clicking the link 500x per minute, waiting to weasle on there asap...

I get in....I secure 2 floor tix....i go to pay....its 102.14!!!!!! I ONLY HAVE 100!!!!!!!!!! arggggg So after a frantic call to aunty pam to wrangle her visa #...but i only have 4 mins bc otherwise they release the tix for someone else to get ACK!!!!! so it was rather stroke-worthy but i managed to score them with 3 seconds to spare (it even has this little digital timer at the top of the web page to really fuck with your mind)....

So, YAY AUNTY PAM!!!!!

ha ha ha the CRA (canada revenue agency) is having technical issues...so NO TAXESSSSSS ALLLLL WEEEEEEKKKKK....omfg....im thinking they were HACKED but they just prefer to say its nothing as embarrassing as that.

ALEXANDER is on tv....i saw Colin Farrells balls man!!!....PRIME TIME TV! wow!

Ooooo dear gawd

Matthew Good ~ the new album
1) I produced it.

2) I played all the instruments except the drums and a few guitar and bass bits.

3) Here’s the track listing, because what does it matter:

- Champions Of Nothing

- A Single Explosion

- Metal Airplanes

- 99% Of Us Is Failure

- Born Losers

- Odette

- Black Helicopter

- The Boy Come Home

- The Devil’s In Your Details

- Moon Over Marin

- Girl Wedged Under The Front A Firebird *looking fwd to these lyrics!!

- I Am Not Safer Than A Bank

- I’m A Window

- She’s In It For The Money

- True Love Will Find You In The End

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so there....thats another thing I have to look fwd to this year....wooohoooo and a new tour....

Incubus tix are on special pre-sale this am so thats my goal for the day, that plus UNPLUGGING my toilet...as soon as I hear my landlady walking around upstairs im gunna zip up there and steal her plunger...and yes ill be buying myself one.

Plungers arent something i feel compelled to bring with me when I move...like the toilet brush....ugh...so i must get one 4 myself...on payday...bc i have 18.00 til payday - LOSER