Impending Doom

OK....well we have both survived 5 days of post wisdom teeth extraction...don't know if she can go to work tomorrow or not but the swelling has gone down some even though the pain level hasn't changed much...the percocets are pretty strong but she still can't make the 4 hour mark without the pain taking over and suffering for that last 1.5 hrs. Really hoping tomorrow is a bit better...she did not like the percocets at 1st but has warmed up to them a bit b/c they are much more effective than T3s. Will be glad when she sees the dentist Wed morning and has it all checked out. Hopefully she can open her mouth by then b/c she can't now hahhaa

Back to work tomorrow...not gunna lie...dreading the shit out of it. This whole week really...I will have a bunch of catch up to do which I don't mind...I love to be busy at work but WE MOVE THIS FRIDAY and as far as I can tell no real packing has started b/c we got boxes so late so I dunno how packing up the whole office is gunna work this week on top of being busy. Not in love with this move at all...NOT looking fwd to it in the slightest...I don't think I realized - even despite detesting the bldg we are in - how partial I was to a small, 4 person office situation...the thought of being back on a floor full of people and the inevitable social bullshit & politics and 'THE ASSHOLE' who I dread seeing daily...well - not in love, not in love at all.

Have a told you about the asshole? She is a prize...I have met her a few times in person at different work functions but her main assholeness is via email...she is such a condescending twat to me for no real reason (I am not singled out - she is an equal opportunity asshole to most ppl) part of me looks fwd to fucking with her a little and another part of me dreads the reality that her fucking face is going to be a daily horror for me. This is what I hate about work environments...you can't go grade 9 bully on people without getting in shit even if they earn every penny of it. This means I am forced to use the ~dark ways~ to cause the asshole some discomfort...which is ok but I would rather channel my genius for more positive purposes. Mindfuckery is a hard job even when you are good at it.

The tree is up...the lights are up...it looks very festive here. Our wee tree just fits all my favorite things but I do think I want a bigger one next year. Maybe after xmas I will score one for cheap in preparation.

Love these skull lights!

These bacon and egg decorations are the cutest things ever...

Had to make a Mr Poo decoration of course...

The Blow Job Mermaid decoration...

New pickle from Ayla's Grammy...it talks...haha Super cute.

 

Awww Grandad...xo

this is the end - dumdumdum - my only friend ...the end

Last day of my student loan adjudication career...sigh...relieved (the place is a nightmare currently) yet there are a handful of ppl there I REALLY like and will actually miss a lot. The job itself I quite like and as I have whined earlier - it took a lot of work to know enough to not suck at that job and now it all seems 4 naught... ::pout::

I think we get to leave at 2 or 2:30 today...short last day...
I met Donna's Aunty Shirley finally last night...wow...Shirley was Donna's moms twin so I guess it makes sense that Donna and her aunt look VERY similar! She looked like a fun gal and I am hoping to go back for a visit again before she leaves to go back to Alberta. I do have a thing for good aunties as you all know seeing as I have some TERRIFIC aunts myself!

Xmas dinner for us tonight...I am gunna make some kick ass mashed taters - then maybe I can induce carbo-niceness from Ayla for the evening...ha!! It will likely KILL HER to spend the evening with me but such is life.

Cassie is ready to pop any second now.....any moment even! I hope she won't go too much past her due date of Dec 25...I know she is eager to finally meet this little peanut...

Anyway folks...have a good few days with your peeps...I am having a low key holiday so I will be on here blabbering a fair amount I think if the mood strikes......xo

One Night in Paris...hahaha hahaha that still makes me chuckle

There is the loudest chirping bird outside right now...too bad Guy is in Tumbler Ridge working right now, he would know what it was over the damn phone.

I nearly had a fucking fit at work yesterday...with Donna gone and with me filling in at another branch my own branch is in fucking chaos...I have ONE competent person there aside from me so the other 3 are driving me frikkin mental. If im not there to crack the whip its like a circus sideshow. Jesus.
I have 2 ppl to interview on Friday...If they arent handicapped I will probably hire them...not saying someone handicapped couldnt replace my 3 dipshits now but....anyway....if they suck I WILL DIEEEEEEEE.

Looks like Brucifer may come visit 4 the weekend...Ayla is off to a cabin with her friend Niamh and parents on Gabriola Island Sat til Sun...fun for her. I work all damn weekend so...my visiting will be low key and mellow.

I made Ayla eat chicken lasagna last night...I told her I would take away her computer time all week and ground her 4 the weekend if she didnt eat it. ha ha ha I can not tell you how irritated I am that the kid thinks she rules the fucking universe and gets everything she wants...b/c im pretty mean and i dont often let her get whatever she wants, I make her do shit all the time she hates and always seem to be raining on her parade but yet...this *entitlement* thing lives on and on....never satisfied...Michelle B and I were talking about it recently...that a lot of kids now have this attitude we definitely never had...culture has changed so much (and not 4 the better)...the media is ridiculously out of control...I mean do we really need to have a countdown for Paris Hilton going to prison for 45 days (im sure she will be out in 3 wks)? I am delighted to see the little twat suffer but really...is it NEWS WORTHY? Uhhh no. Why do they think I need to see Anna Nicoles old interviews now that shes dead? They werent interesting THEN and they certainly are not now.

blah blah blah

anyway....

MmMmMmMmMm BBQ Steak...

I watched Saturday Night Fever this morning...ha ha ha I dont think Ive ever seen it from beginning to end before...it is actually a good movie...i love the scene around the table where the mom hits the dad, the dad hits the kid then the mom and the mom hits the other kid...HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAH HA

i dont work until 3 pm so ive been humping the

pooch all morning...had a nap...ate some breakfast....did some banking...la la la laaaaa

as per usual I will fuck around until i realize i have to HURRY to get to work on time. Dork.

The next pet I have im naming it JOHN TRAVOLTA. Im not kidding. Dont let me forget. It's too bad Mr Travolta is a Scientologist....cuz I think he is cool otherwise.

I was out on the patio last night after work....the sun comes around to me at supper time so it was perfect...then some bastard was BBQing and I was drooling for a fucking BBQ steak.

Thats truly torturous, to smell BBQ while you know youre gunna eat something gay like itchi ban for dinner bc yer too tired to live.

I think I will bum Tracey's little hibachi thing so i can BBQ this summer...even BBQing a piece of chicken would change my life, i know it. Then once she gives me a lesson with the propane (cuz im scared of it) maybe i wont be so chicken shit to get a real BBQ someday.

Anyway....I have to leave in 2.5 hrs so I better start mentally preparing.

Nelly Fartado Day

It's Nelly Furtado Day in Victoria BC

The mayor in all his wisdom has decided to throw a ceremony for her, shes kicking off her Cdn Tour here this week (she also happens to be from here as well)...all I can think of is how the money 4 this useless ceremony could be used twd housing some homeless ppl downtown...or feeding them, but that's just me. WTF do I know?

Ayla and her friends are going to the ceremony and hope to get a peak at the gal...so she's been racing around like a complete and utter lunatic all day, primping and preening, ranting that she needs a new hair straightener, ranting that ive stolen her make up, raging that her hair is atrocious, spazzing b/c her camera doesnt fit in her purse right. All im thinking is "shouldnt u leave now to ensure you get there 4 hrs early?" ha ha ha

Hired a girl yesterday...so all I need now is one more to replace the one leaving in the summer.

Maybe once the plce is staffed ill quit

HA HA HA HA

ambush me and die...

I can not stand unexpected guests.....with children.
It is just the way I am...I need time to mentally prepare for children as I don't like them very much anymore and when I get dropped in on...it makes me really fucking annoyed.
So I have this impending visit for today....my only day off in a 12 day run and I'm really fucking bitter about it...I might be a complete asshole and not answer my phone, cuz I'm an asshole like that.
So now u all know...I'm a fucking asshole...

Ayla is already shirking the books and going to the mall...I've decided i will not mention all the required french reading to be done over spring break and leave her to her own devices...and if sucks her computer time will go from 1 hr a day to 30 mins and no more free for all weekends.
I'm not chasing her around about it....

OMFG I'm so annoyed about this visit I'm going to avoid...FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK its a visit i wouldnt mind having IF i had some notice and shit....now I'm just pissed off cuz i have a fucking chicken going in the oven and laundry on the go and Neko Case blaring (Ayla says I'm gay and like country now, this wounded me deeply, not the gay part but the country part) and I'm all spazzed out. I HATE BEING AMBUSHEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD...
Most ppl I wouldn't mind the ambush, honestly...but u know there are some ppl who its just an all consuming fucking ordeal to visit with...u gotta feed em and entertain them and offer them a place to sleep, try hard not to beat their children to death and all that shit and i JUST CAN NOT!!!!! I WILL NOT!
So I'm gunna do the chicken shit thing and say something at work came up and I'm working...Oooh Jen u are goin' straight to fucking hell...

It doesn't sound like the audit is going well at work...as happy as I am not to be there for it (IT IS FUCKING NERVE RACKING) I hate relying on other ppl for there interpretation of how it is going...at this point...I'm like...fug it.

i went to school in olympia...ok not really, but i did have sex there

im am freezing cold.

im getting sick.

my lips get this weird smoothness going on when im sick.

im also getting stuffy.

yay.

i could use some cold medication coma sleep right now anyway ...im hoping it wont go full blown cuz i hate being a snot factory.

i was thinking today i seem to have lost a few friends recently...it makes me wonder about myself...in regards to being judgemental.
now, while i did send connie a letter for her birthday, explaining i loved her but i was so mad at her for making self destructive decisions that i wasnt quite able to let it go enough to *pretend* i was fine with it all, i never heard from her after that and likely wont by the looks of it.

im not in a place in my life where i feel the need to chase ppl around for friendship....regardless of how much i love them, miss them and all that good shit...gawd knows im not famous for treating myself right so its kind of fucked up of me im sure but u know...i might treat myself like shit but i dont let other ppl (kid not included, im not allowed to kill her) treat me like shit... and i guess thats just something i cant wrap my head around...

id rather be alone than be with someone i dont trust to do right by me.

it seems so simple...yet...for some it is apparently not.

so yeah i guess im a judgemental fuck....ask me if im losing any sleep over it?

i need a haircut...why i dunno...its so long now it just lays there, like a pile o' hair (haha)

i could experiment and see how long i can grow it...like i do with my pit hair sometimes, see how long i can grow it til i cant stand it anymore...and ruin a brand new razor mowing it all down...

see, if your were single like me u could have FUN with things like this too!!!! gawd yes im the poster child 4 encouraging women to be single in their 30's HA ha HA ha HA

i had the weirdest customer today...stomps in...signs his chq...turns sideways and doesnt face me and wouldnt make eye contact, but spoke VERY loud, like a robot...

"I AM CHANGING MY LAST NAME TO FLETCHER, NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH PERRY, AS IT IS A PERFECTLY FINE AND FUNCTIONAL NAME BUT FROM NOW ON IT IS FLETCHER"

ME: OAKEEDOKEE (im thinking whatever freak...but i dont dare ask for ID cuz he will lose it)

HIM: AND I WILL ALSO NOT BE USING YOUR SERVICES AGAIN AFTER THIS, NOTHING PERSONAL I JUST WONT BE NEEDING TO UTILIZE THEM, THIS IS A PERFECTLY FINE PLACE, DONT GET ME WRONG...

(he is still standing sideways to me and not looking at me....and talking so loud the whole lobby has stopped what they are doing bc hes talking in a mad voice only he isnt mad)

I count his money to him, he wont look at me still...and before he goes he tells me

"THANK YOU VERY MUCH, PLZ CHANGE MY NAME TO FLETCHER IN THE COMPUTER AND CLOSE MY ACCT, AS I SAID I WONT BE BACK AGAIN, SEE U NEXT MONTH"

HAHHAHAHAHAHA

jesus fuck i was horrified if i started to laugh he would shape shift through the glass and beat me to death.

I did win the ODDEST CUSTOMER OF THE DAY prize though!